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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:49
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...